215. Sure as shit

Karma, what goes around comes around, here’s a story 

They (Corie) nicknamed me bucket. 

We were looking at this property

More of a dump that squatters lived in at some point. 

Wall crumbled in the back, trash filled rooms everywhere. 

We could barely walk around let alone stand the stench to stay in there. 

No running water… 

That means no bathroom 

Well, I had explosive diarrhea…

Found a bucket, grabbed some wipes, and let loose. 

Given the context though, it looked like that’s what people did there… 

Bizarre right? I still can’t believe I did that

But you can be sure as shit that what goes around comes around 

Because 5 years later, we decided to sell our home

80 showings in two days with 7 offers 

I got a call from this one older couple who aren’t represented by a realtor and wanted to see the home…

So, I head over to show them the house, pull up to a car in the driveway with a man in it. 

We couldn’t communicate effectively with each other as there was a language barrier. 

When I pulled up, he immediately got out of the car and started to scream out back really loud, I assumed it was to tell his wife to come up front because I was here..

I thought, “why is he screaming so loud and so frantically, everything is so chill we’re all here just let her look outback..” 

I precede to show them the house and it was more on the awkward side of things, no questions, no anything 

despite my efforts to ask questions, every answer was “Ya”

“This house is a 5 bedroom 3 bath, 2200 sq ft” “ya” 

“My name is joe, what’s your name?” “ya”

After 10 minutes they leave. 

It’s been my house for 10 years and I enjoyed it. I started to reminisce while walking around the property to ensure everything was up to par. 

I notice a Mcdonalds bag in the back…

Uhhhh, why would someone leave their trash there when they know we’re trying to sell the place? 

I proceeded to pick up the bag, and my nose caught a whiff of what seemed to be the inside of an elephant intestine… 

Low and behold, someone decided to take a shit in the backyard and wipe their ass with this bag I was about to pick up… 

What the fuck, 

One thing I know, 

We can be sure as shit that what comes around goes around 

And it may not happen right away,

Or when we want it to

But it will happen 

And this works for good things or bad things too 

Karma brotha