Remember how I said first days are like first dates? Well, day two is like that morning-after text – less awkward, more real.
Wins That Made Me Feel Like I Knew What I Was Doing
- Morning flow hit different today – like a DJ who finally found their rhythm. Clock in, gear up, tools out, let’s dance.
- Baby wipes in the back pocket? Game changer. If you know, you know. And if you don’t know… you’ll learn.
- My snack game was dialed in like a perfectly calibrated multimeter. No 2pm energy crash today, folks.
- Found the parking sweet spot
Things That Made Me Question My Life Choices
- Let’s talk about porta-potties. Actually, let’s not. Some experiences are better left in those blue plastic boxes of regret.
Today’s Electrical Enlightenment
- Learned about “straws” in electrical outlets – not the kind you drink from, but the kind that make your work look professional instead of like a DIY Pinterest fail.
- Break time isn’t just a suggestion – it’s a precisely choreographed dance at 9:30 AM and lunch at noon. Clock out at 3 PM. Time is literally money.
Tomorrow’s Upgrades
- Switching up the alarm sound because I HATE waking up like a bat out of hell. I need to be soothed.
- Adding knee pads to the shopping list because concrete floors don’t care about your youth. Adding some sort of electrical apron or tool belt too.
- Quick stretches every few minutes because my body’s reminding me I’m not as young as I think.
- Might dial back the lunch portions – turns out you don’t need to eat like you’re climbing Everest when you’re mostly messing with outlets and switches
Pro Tip of the Day:
Slow is smooth, smooth is fast. It’s not just a fancy saying – it’s the difference between doing something once and doing it twice because you rushed.
Joe DiAndrea 